"I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you" - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Friday, September 9
sounding the alarm
“[In] 2016 I’m going to run [for] vice-president. No more boxing at [sic] that time” - Manny Pacquiao
