Friday, September 30

Queen Guine-beer

Your Royal Highness, were you denying that you are an alcoholic?
Bloody thirsty ain't you? uLOL.

x-x-x

Dear Santaklaws,

The queen wants to live an exciting life, to the exclusion of the mundane. Please, give her a truckload of SanMig, Redhorse, and StrongIce. And since you are near Finland, please give her a barrel of vodka, too.