"I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you" - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Thursday, May 5
Edcel's eruditions
"perjured page of conjured good news" - Rep. Edcel Lagman on the planned website of Pnoy to boost his ratings.
