Dear Santaklaws,
Yesterday was a sad day because the Senator we voted whose election slogan shouted "Gusto ko Happy ka!" announced the opposite. He sweepingly said that masturbation is tantamount to abortion, and Reflecting on this statement made me realized that I'm a recidivist, a repeat offender, an abominable creature unworthy of heaven.
With this, would I still receive a gift from you, Santa?
| Hail, Holy One! |
