"I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on its original trajectory and adheres to you" - Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Monday, June 13
Joke Time
Q: Why didn't Lebron go to college? A: Because he didn't want to show up for the finals. * * * Q: Why did Lebron James only gave me 75 cents when asked for a dollar? A: Because he doesn't have a 4th quarter.
