Wednesday, May 2

Spider sa cornflakes

The spider ate too much corn. Hindi sulit yung pinila namin. I'm no professional movie critic so I'll leave those technicalities to the pros and the wannabes, but i have to really tell my tale.

The ticketing booth at the mall has provided for 4 lines. So, there were 4 serpentine lines. But to everyone's chagrin, there were only two ticketing ladies who seemed to be shocked at the enormity of the crowd. Thus ,explains the crawling serpentine web of people of all ages. 1.5hrs wasted on falling in line.

S3 tried to cater to all generations ending up in a dissapointingly dismal display. The movie is too long for the kids less than 5 that those cuddly little monsters sitting at the back had started to kick at our chairs. And there were crying little devils everywhere... Ampf. Don't get me wrong, I like kids, In fact I enjoyed listening to them asking questions. Mga bibo. But bitchy kids are -- bitchy. Hahahaha...

S3 was corny. The dance was ok for 10- 20 seconds, but a full song? And what's with the crowd acting straight like from a comic book? They might as well have added dialogue balloons.. Ampf. And the reporter acting too eager beaver? Ahhhh...

If they planned it to be annoyingly corny, then, hands down, they've achieved their goal. Hahahaha...

But I like the fighting scenes.

Oh, and casting Topher Grace was nice. Parang 'That 70s show' ang kulit niya.